Facebook : I have all the faces.
Google: Sure thing. But I have all the books.
Facebook: What do you mean "all the books"?
Google: All the books, I mean it. Web metrics books and since today word books!
Facebook: Ok you mean it. So what?
Google: Well, let me tell you what: What do you do with faces without books? What's the point having all these faces if you can't even know what they read, worse if you can't even "measure" them? Your faces look pale to me!
Facebook: I see. But what's the point having all these books and equations if you don't even know who the faces are, what they do right now as we speak, who they friends are, what their friends currently do. You geek, are you from MIT (Stanford for that matter) that you can't even read? Your numbers look dry to me!
Google: You Facebook, are you from Harvard that you can't even count?
Facebook: Yes I am. That's where I was born by the way...